51 definitions by Angus McCracken
When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020