51 definitions by Angus McCracken

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.
OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
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The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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