51 definitions by Angus McCracken
A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020