51 definitions by Angus McCracken
The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.
I dare say old boy what is that smell?
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers
by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.
Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.
by Angus McCracken February 14, 2021
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020