Andy's definitions

TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy January 7, 2007

crush

When you see a person and your heart starts to race, you become nervous and if your a shy person you try and avoid them. When your not with them you always think about them, ive had a crush on someone for ages and it drove me crazy, the best thing to do is tell them how you feel and if it ends up they dont feel the same way you can get over it and stop going crazy over them. Whatever you do dont get someone to ask for you, i asked her brother and he lied to me and said she loved me but he lied and when i finally confunted her it broke my heart, yeh thanks for that. Love is a very strong emotion mostly overused and sometimes doesnt apply with crushes when you are only physically attracted to someone and you just think they are hot

example 1:
Person 1: God that new girl in school is fit i got a really big crush on her
Person 2: cool man

example 2
Person 1: i think im inlove with _ _ _ _, shes got such a great personality and shes so good lookin
Person 2: you should ask her out

by Andy April 19, 2006

trunk junkie

Having a very well-defined ass; adjective form of junk in the trunk.

Rosa is a total trunk junkie!
Damn! Did you see that girl? What a trunk junkie!

by Andy November 20, 2005

homeschooler

From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).

Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.

Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).

You will know within 10-seconds of an encounter with any random person if they are a homeschooler.

by Andy December 28, 2005

scuss

Curse. Believed to be of traveler origin

God scuss you blood cunt. This would be used as an insult

by Andy December 20, 2005

gaje

Gaje is Romany word for Peasants(used for any non-gypsy)

Pronounced Goorgey Dont talk to the Gaje mush.

by Andy December 19, 2005

MSer

short for middle schooler

Look at those MSers thinking they are so cool.

by Andy September 24, 2005