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the fear

Paranoia that comes from smoking Marujuana. You'l start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."
You'll start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."
by Andy March 17, 2005
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SAT

Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.
I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.
by Andy June 26, 2004
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skunk

smell of 50% of all Canadian beer shipped anywhere south of Minnesota
That Moosehead has that typical skunk smell
by Andy July 22, 2003
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dognap

Oh no! My dog's been dognapped!
by Andy May 1, 2004
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Sommerlund

Realm in northern Magnamund, in the Lone Wolf series. Inhabited by the Sommlending. Capital Holmgard; other major features include the Kai Monastery, the centrepiece of the Order of the Kai; Toran, home of the wizards of the Crystal Star; several other cities such as Tyso and Anskavern. It's a monarchy, apparently modelled on feudal Europe but with a noble king and a jedi-like order of protectors. Has the unfortunate privilege of being first in line whenever the darklords come over the mountains, cos the Darklands are just to the west. It sounds like the name might be old English for "land of the sun" but I might be wrong.
The King of Sommerlund asks you to go to Durenor and retrieve the Sommerswerd.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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strawpedo

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.
Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!
by Andy November 19, 2004
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Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
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