Whammy

The act of a girl sticking her fist(s) into the vaginal cavity.
by andy March 06, 2003
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winese

footnotes:

The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
Winese: "It's pronouned Lu-eo Bay."

Innocent Person: "Lu-eo Bay?"

Winese: "No, Lew-a-ho Bwey."
by Andy August 30, 2004
mugGet the winesemug.

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.
Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)
by Andy September 30, 2005
mugGet the madonnasmug.

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
mugGet the Dearing Reportmug.

gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.
There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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funpipe

She was hangin' on my funpipe
by Andy August 05, 2003
mugGet the funpipemug.

Vinyamar

Fortress-city in Beleriand, mentioned in Tolkien's work The Silmarillion. It was located in the Falas and was part of the realm of Cirdan. Like Eglarest, it became a haven for elves fleeing after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, until it was successfully besieged and sacked by Morgoth's forces. Surviving elves fled to Balar.
It is a coastal city with a mighty tower.
by Andy May 11, 2004
mugGet the Vinyamarmug.