153 definitions by Adel7
Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.
Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!
Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!
Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."
Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"
Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"
by Adel7 August 31, 2007
Similar to once in a blue moon, except that this phenomena of an orange moon actually occurs every now and then when there's a lunar eclipse.
Jim: "Hey Kareem, do you ever get a chance to go to the movies anymore?"
Kareem: "ha, once in an orange moon man... a bit busy plus I can't really afford to anyways so I check out old movies from the library"
Kareem: "ha, once in an orange moon man... a bit busy plus I can't really afford to anyways so I check out old movies from the library"
by Adel7 December 4, 2007
1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
An SBD that quietly but quickly permeates a large room. It sounds like very slowly opening a new coke bottle.
Last year, when Jimmy took the newly designed SAT, he decided he would protest the Slimy Atrocious Test by eating lots of pinto bean burritos right before the test, and sabotaging the test room with a fassah every 5 minutes. Alas, the scores on that Saturday's SAT in that testing room where all below 1500 total. Jimmy was elated, but Alphonso Humphry who needed a 2100 to get into USC was less than pleased."
by Adel7 September 5, 2007
Molokhia is an Egyptian soup that tastes very very good. It is sometimes eaten in other Middle Eastern countries, but mainly in Egypt. Molokhia is also known by the term "jew's mallow". Molokhia is somewhat like spinach but it is different. The soup is somewhat slimy but it tastes excellent. You may be able to find Molokhia at Middle Eastern restaurants. Molokhia goes really well with rice and diced potatoes in tomato sauce.
Ahmed: "Hey Adam, do you know where I can get Molokhia here in Lincoln? I've had it up to here with burritos and pizza. I miss the good old masry food"
Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.
Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.
by Adel7 August 23, 2007
While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.
by Adel7 January 13, 2008
A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.
When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.
by Adel7 December 2, 2007