cycloptic

The event, usually during bed disco, of being so close to another person's face that they appear to have only one eye.
My Paul is mighty cycloptic on Sunday mornings.
by Shawna'sea January 16, 2005
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cycloptic red eye of death

A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
by AKingLikeMe January 02, 2016
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Cycloptic

When you have a swollen eye or stye and it's starting to subside, but you still have a bit of a cyclops-like appearance from it.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like your stye is going down"
Person 2: "yeah, but I'm still cycloptic"
by drunk pig June 28, 2025
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