JEW S A 

This represents the jews in USA. The amount just keeps on getting bigger and bigger...It also means a heavily populated area of jews.

Dude-Why are there so many Jews?!
Other dude- This is Jew S A, get used to it.

JEW S A by Sidhartha September 25, 2006

Jew S'mores 

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious

Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!

Jew S'mores by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009

Jew's Harp 

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!

It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?

Jew's Harp by Counselor Johnny July 28, 2005

jew's dozen 

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

jew's dozen by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

jew's arse 

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

jew's arse by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Jew Jew's Bizarre Adventure 

Anne Frank's Diary

Miniladd's Fault that Jew jew's Bizarre Adventure is here

Jew Jew's Bizarre Adventure by A Doctor on a Nurse November 22, 2019

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies 

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.

I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies by koreabound April 7, 2011