Aaron's definitions

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

A delicious treat.

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

by Aaron July 6, 2003

MagusOllarud

1) Mad leet gamer
2) Suicidal
3) Heartless bastard
4) Biggest loser in his school
5) That guy that's gonna fuck everyone over someday.

"MagusOllarud can kick my as in Unreal."
"MagusOllarud is more suicidal than Adolf Hitler."
"MagusOllarud is such a heartless bastard. :/"

by Aaron September 6, 2003

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004