Aaron's definitions

Pank

To flaten something down.

If you where to pack snow against a house. Then you would uses the shovel to pank it tighter

by Aaron December 16, 2003

Fuck liberals

a phrase commonly used by sub-human idiots who hinder human progress in general.

no f'ing example for you.

by Aaron March 10, 2005

Dese nutts

An insult use as a comeback.

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts

by Aaron October 1, 2003

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006

Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 19, 2005

DAMHIK

Don't Ask Me How I know

DAMHIK what DAMHIK is.

by Aaron July 19, 2004

b4u freestyle

A freestyle created in inspiration of Dance Dance Revolution. Created by two players named Mark and Drew who often performed it at location called Sports Plus

Dave was not impressed by the B4U freestyle

by Aaron July 22, 2003