Aaron's definitions

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

ford mustang

a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights

"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."

by Aaron December 8, 2003

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

deep dickin

When a male fucks the hell out of a girl usually resulting in her crying, bleeding, screaming, hurting etc. Then afterwards her being obsessed and calling you and your friends trying to get ahold of you all damn day. Knowing damn well all she wants is some dick.

Go tell your mom to call me tonight because I probably gave her a deep dickin.

by Aaron December 19, 2003

dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her

by aaron May 13, 2005

tits up

description of a situation where everything has gone wrong, sometimes disasterously wrong

Those two teenagers were almost killd in that tits up car wreck.

by aaron January 1, 2004

pos

Yes it IS an abbreviation, but it means Piece of Shit.

Tis Quite simple to understand.

"This film is a POS"

"You are an idiotic POS"

by Aaron July 29, 2005