Aaron's definitions

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006

on the fly

as quickly as possible

I need that chicken dish on the fly!

by aaron December 2, 2003

dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

by aaron August 18, 2004

touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

by Aaron November 20, 2003

D.V.D.B.

(double vagina, double butt) two men insert their penises into a womans vagina. then two more men insert their penises into the rectum.

the 4 men gave her the dvdb!

by aaron May 13, 2003

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005