Aaron's definitions

sand crab

When doing the "dirty-dance" on the beach, it is to get in the "doggy style" position and have your woman press her chest into the sand and try to dig a hole by the time you are finished.

i was walking up the beach one night to find a girl sand crabbing with her man in the moonlight.

by Aaron May 13, 2005

familiar

A mortal being subserviant to a vampire, effectively in their control by a type of attraction or affection felt on a primal level. Since they are being controlled subliminally, some often seem to have a personal reason for their service to their lords. Can be man or animal, regarding the fact that control over a higher evolved mind requires a more powerful aura. The most talented of vampires have even been known to control lost souls caught between life and death.

"Remember that my eye is ever watchful as the gleam behind the those of my faithful familiars."

by Aaron March 15, 2005

Mountain Do

To do someone on a mountain

Yesterday i had a Mountain Do with Brittany

by Aaron June 18, 2004

screiznatch

a person who likes to screw his mom in the ass while she is sleeping

alec and his brother is a screiznatch

by aaron March 22, 2003

gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

by aaron October 13, 2003

killuminati

Part of Tupac Shakur's vocabulary with the base of "illuminati" which means enlightened by religion. Killuminati could possibly mean enlightened by thug living a Thug Life.

And who he comin through right now, Makaveli the Don
Feel this, Killuminati

by Aaron June 28, 2004

devil's kiss

Howcome this isn't here already? It's the heady combination of cunnilingus and flatulence.

I was eating sushi from the barbershop floor and she gave me the devil's kiss, the dirty cow.

by Aaron October 5, 2003