Aaron's definitions

Mansion

A Huge Fuckin' House

Thats one huge fuckin' house!

by Aaron January 24, 2003

Rendy

A combination of "Retro" and "Trendy." The persuit of trendyness through being old school.

The 70's and 80's styles are now back in-syle, so anyone caught wearing bell-bottoms or 3/4 sleeve shit is rendy.

That dude is all dressed up in 80's clothes! He's so rendy.

Old Navy television advertisng is very rendy.

by Aaron January 6, 2005

WEBTV

Iternet service for poor folks.

by Aaron July 31, 2003

kazzam

a word used by a wizard

KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist

by Aaron November 11, 2002

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004

Ranta

To wear swim trunks beneath trousers or trunks.

Timmy likes to Ranta it after he swims.

by Aaron August 23, 2004

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006