Aaron's definitions

as a friend

Phrase used to indicate your status as unfit for more then flirting with and then laughing at your awkward advances later with your stupid ugly friends, not that I am bitter, I'm over you ... really.

Please take your tongue out of my ear I like you as a friend.

I know you just took me out to an expensive dinner, fixed my car and lent me $3000 but I like you as a friend.

by Aaron May 31, 2004

scratch

Scratch (n.) 1: Minor injury that does not break the skin.

Don't scratch me. Just telling you in advance.

by Aaron July 7, 2003

Oberst

adjective used to describe a Mexican-looking non-mexican

"dude, you look so Oberst"

by aaron July 25, 2004

sandworm

An uncircumsized penis. May retreat if neglected.

Holy mother fucker Paige! Look at that retreating sandworm!

by Aaron August 26, 2003

lolly gag

To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.

Jon lolly gag's before work.

by aaron May 31, 2006

blonky

An African-American with blonde hair who aspires to be a honky. Origin: BLonde hONKY.

La'Ryssa died her hair yellow... she is such a blonky!

by Aaron September 28, 2003

redonkulama

A person that is completely redonkulous in every way.

Man, you are the redonkulama.

by Aaron June 18, 2006