ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Ponytailing

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.

"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Yeshua Fly Away

To shoo a fly away from you by saying the words "Yeshua Fly" while waving your arms in attempts to swat it off.

"Want you to get away! Yeshua Fly Away! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!" -(Lenny Kramitz)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023

Gilstrap

Having a set of strap-on gills or the condition of being strapped to the gills with weapons. The act of farting or shitting yourself in public can also be known as getting your Gilstrap on. There is a conspiracy theory going around that the hidden wet fart device used by GilstrapTV is also called a Gilstrap itself, but nobody has really ever seen it so we can't be sure exactly what that device is or if the star of the show himself just happens to go by the surname of Gilstrap and that device has no apparent name at all.

Quincy: "Dude, you just shit yourself!"

Cornelius: "Don't mind me. I'm getting my Gilstrap on!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Doctor O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski.

"Fuck Doctor O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

BB Doll

A short phrase for "Baby Doll" as a title and a pet name for your lover. Being the first time that the phrase "BB Doll" was ever defined on Urban Dictionary, the very first BB Doll out there was probably named Brenda and she used to run a music paper from Cleveland, Ohio, called U.S. Rocker, but now anybody can be somebody's BB Doll. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my BB?

"I sure do miss my BB Doll!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023

Nairy Dips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Nairy Dips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023