ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

McMars

The proverbial thing that mick, Marshall Dillon, used as a dildo.

"I got my Venus penis stuck inside of Jupiter's anus with the rings of Saturn stretched around the rings of Uranus & I pop Pluto's ploppings like a chicken plop pill though... like that mick Marshall Dillon used McMars as a dildo... when my body hair is growing from my pube's weeping willow down to all the pillow-biters that are biting their pillows. Go and break your fucking breakfast back out of your Brillo. I'll trade my number one status for a whole lot of nil though."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Nairlip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the hairless Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple). If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nairlip!"

-Jesus Built My Hotrod (Ministry)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 3, 2023

Mr Wiggly

A dude with a really limp handshake.

"I just shook hands with Mr Wiggly. He reeks of complete and total weaksauce!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Dickshake

To shake dicks instead of hands.

"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023