187 definitions by ANOTHERDEADROMEO
The pancake brand owned by Terrence K Williams (AKA Cousin Trans); A man who spends a great deal of his life thinking about transgendered people every day. Obsessing is caring! Thank you, Cousin T!
"Be sure to try out your Cousin T's trans-cakes by Cousin Trans! He should totally dress up like a woman and sell them just to lighten up!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
The act of getting buried in buffalo shit or the act of buffing a load of something out of a wingdong.
Alice In Chains Cover Band: "I'm the dog who gets beat. Buffaload in shit!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
A very good name for a band that is not currently in use by anyone. Any variation of the word "Buttsmith" would suffice, even calling yourselves "The Buttsmiths" or "Morris E & The Buttsmiths" would be ace fucking dandy.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 18, 2023