ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

SCROTUS

I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it.

"I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.

"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!

"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Hex The Dolls

Hex the Dolls is a neat little code for swapping the positions of letters "D & H" when applicable.

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Deanna

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.

"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023

Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023