ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

AOC

If AIC stands for Alice In Chains, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stands for Alice On Coke, let alone Alice On Crack!

"AOC is such a wise cracker! She's a smart ass that smokes a pipe crack out of her booty!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Whore's Back

Somewhere off the track of a crack whore's crack, we like to ride whores back from the whore's back crack.

"Polly no want no whore crack. Polly want a lolly want a crawly want a Whore's Back!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 28, 2023

Indy Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Deuter

The word deuter (or the plural form of deuters) is the basic term for fecal matter or shit, but while used as a noun in the previous case, it can also be used as a verb: as in to deuter on something. If you are ever making reference to deutering on a guy named Ron, you must say Deuter-Ron him and be specific enough to include his last name. Example: Thou shalt not Deuter-Ron-Jeremy. This word dates back all of the way to the book of Deuteronomy.

"Thou shalt not deuteronomy the way that I would deuter on to you!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023