20 definitions by A random piece of cardboard

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Binary

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 00110001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00110000 00100111 01110011

Binary is fun, what... you don't know what it is?!?!?!?! i just explained it?!?!?!!?!1?!?!11?

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Fart

The shorthand when you get a F in art

Gezz i got a fart, told you i was bad at it

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020