Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

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Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

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The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

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An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

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A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

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The shorthand when you get a F in art

Gezz i got a fart, told you i was bad at it

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I typed penis on a keyboard

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