20 definitions by A random piece of cardboard

Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Dictionary

The huge fat book you have collecting dust

Wheres my dictionary now?? I think I threw it in the trash though...

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Ice

Hard water

I ate ice yum

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

adjective

The word that describes you, dumb

I'm gonna give you an adjective: beautiful *does opposite hands*

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020

Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020