20 definitions by A random piece of cardboard

Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!

i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Bucket

A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head

ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020