48 definitions by 2014_chiguy

nut burn

rug burn/chafing of the nuts; usually caused by nut huggers

I've got mad nut burn. I'm switching to boxers.

by 2014_chiguy November 19, 2007

odd

a dollar; term is used when shooting dice.

shoot for the odd?
i'll shoot for the odd.

by 2014_chiguy December 8, 2006

B.F.F.

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

by 2014_chiguy October 1, 2007

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy April 9, 2014

do the doo doo

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.

John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.

by 2014_chiguy April 4, 2007

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 8, 2008