4 definitions by Mr Jameson

Top Definition
an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly
"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!
by Mr Jameson October 19, 2010
Intense purring and writhing by a cat while receiving affection from a human that goes beyond a typically more mild response.
I just gave her a quick scratch on the side of her head and (insert cat's name) wouldn't stop purring and rubbing up against me. I think she was having a CATASM for Christ Sakes!
by Mr Jameson March 25, 2012

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