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Cumsectamy 

When you cum inside a girl and realize she not on the pill. You then get your nearest silly straw and suck your cum out of her dirty ass vag
1. Bro, last night I came inside my girl and when I realized that Ho wasn't on the pill...I had to perform a cumsectamy

2. Favorite thing about sex...is when I have to perform a cumsectamy!!! ;)
Cumsectamy by Sex Grizzly 69 September 10, 2014

mlpnkobjivhucftxdrzseawq 

When you have completely surpassed all levels of boredom. There is no escape. If you try just a little harder, you could find one that doesn't exist. Nice try, friend.
You; "mlpnkobjivhucftxdrzseawq"
Your friend, "what?"
You, "i said, mlpnkobjivhucftxdrzseawq."
Your friend, "oh... i get it. Youre past the point of no return. Dont worry. Just type zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop and keep feeding your hunger"
A girl who is super awesome. She is the ultimate person to hang out with, not only because she is hilarious but also because she gives the best advice and is very honest.

Isolde's are usually naturally beautiful and have a great ass, which makes them real wifey material. Once you've found yourself an Isolde, you better not let go of her!
"I had a great time tonight! You're so much fun to hang out with, you're a real Isolde!"
Isolde by Natural Booty January 4, 2017
1. Carter- A penis, or male genitalia. Just the shaft and head, balls are not included when referring to a penis as a "Carter."
1. "I though she was a chick, but then she pulled out the biggest Carter I've ever seen."
Carter by DrDro April 2, 2009
Someone who hates the successful (“anti-success”), and privately sees themselves as unlikely to succeed financially through legitimate means. Like an incel, but with money.

Typically seeks political and ideological justification for this position, so most often embraces a Marxist philosophy.
“woooah dude, like, if you own a house in malibu you totally deserve to have it burnt down man”

“Sounding rather antisu today, Geoffrey.”
antisu by anti-geoffrey November 10, 2018
Very
Odd
Looking
Vagina
Opening
that girl last night had a VOLVO and im not talking about the car.
Volvo by Dnuggs21 March 19, 2010
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