ADHD (Attention deficit and Hyperactivity disorder) in large breasted women.

A fan of Duran Duran who has lost their mind. They think they have a chance with a member of Duran Duran despite an uncanny resemblance to Divine. Has at least two pets and/or stuff animals named after some aspect of the Duran experience. Is lame.

one who has no experience with facebook and/or still doesn't know how to use the special new features/apps. Noob status does not go away with time, but with experience and honing of knowledge. Remedy; friend a facebook whore (if you can)

The expression of pursed lips determination that Taylor Swift often exhibits when she locks in during a performance.

Is the worst person ever! Tai is better

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.