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court crumple 

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
When someone eats food, mushes it in their mouth and gives a blowjob wiht the food still in their mouth
Person 1: "My dick got infected when my girl gave me the mush with lasagna last night"
Person 2: "Damn, I hope my girl doesn't give me the mush"
The Mush by Zdyon2 December 6, 2018

text flashback 

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
text flashback by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011
A guy that is very hot and not gay.LG Alej
Mersed
Mersed by Mersed October 28, 2018
That guy is such a tyler
Tyler by Golfwane November 21, 2021
A smaller dark-colored skin mark left on any part of the body after having it sucked for a long period of time. It comes from the word hickey but hiki is smaller and you can’t actually see it.
“This guy gave me a hiki”
friend: “you mean hickey? Right?”

“No, because it’s smaller and you can’t actually see it”
Hiki by helenavleon February 23, 2021
A word used for when they ate that plate.
And that's on Abow.
ABOW by KIRA LUVBOT March 17, 2022
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