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Chatziloukas 

The type of guy who can make you laugh, but has that dark-sad side of him. He gets what he wants when he wants it. And don't get me started on his dimples, you can see them from a mile away. He might be kinda quiet but only when he is remembering his issues. But he has a side where you think of him as a brother... and you never want to hurt him. You can tell him whatever and he'll listen and he'll tell you stuff about him he wouldn't even tell his family.
Chatziloukas is the best guy ever!
Chatziloukas by ___a_guy_next_door___ November 23, 2021
One of the friendliest people you will ever meet. Very influential. Funny and caring. Easy to get along with. This person is intelligent, cunning and witty. Goodlooking, classy and sexy.
girl: Who is that that cute guy over there?
other girl:Oh, thats Tylar!
Tylar by i love matza August 4, 2009
a awesome person. they’re so cool and i love them a lot, funny, great mutual and overall the best
“hey who’s yahstumu?”

“the funniest person i’ve met <3”
yahstumu by M1yan4 June 14, 2021

pilonidal cyst 

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.
Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....
pilonidal cyst by Karma4 July 29, 2021

Long-Duration Motion Machines

The natural and artificial systems that move things across geological timescales—glaciers that carve valleys over millennia, tectonic plates that rearrange continents over eons, and human institutions that change so slowly they might as well be geological. Long-duration motion machines include the slowly shifting course of rivers, the gradual uplift of mountains, and the federal government, which moves with approximately the same speed and predictability as a continent, just with more paperwork.
Example: "She studied glaciers as long-duration motion machines, watching them inch forward year after year, carving landscapes with patience that humans cannot fathom. When her grant was delayed by government bureaucracy—another long-duration motion machine—she found the irony unbearable. The glacier, she noted, was faster."
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