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A male subject who fights while on whiskey, always talk about farming and fires, and will for some reason save a kitten from a tree without hesitation while complaining its a tall climb. Hoes around when not in a relationship
Wow. That boy is totally A DACE.
A Dace by Firevagina October 29, 2020

Christmas balls 

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive
Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate
Graham is a loose cunt who loves anthony
Graham by Anthonyisagaycunt September 20, 2017
BA Barraccus. Charactor portrayed by Mr T in the a team.
ba by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.

7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)

8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.

Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
Vagina by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

Perfection

Perfection is the unobtainable truth we all strive to achieve yet at the same time hate most and still find most enticing our world is not perfect and hopefully never will be but at the same time it is our overall goal to strive for perfection.
Nothing will ever reach high enough to call its self true perfection
Perfection by Thekingofkingsbutnot November 19, 2019
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