A crappy mary sue artist who rapes cannon characters and majorly sucks ass.

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them

A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.

He is normally a Spanish or Mexican descent( he’s a beaner) he tons of hoes on his phone he doesn’t know in real life. He plays either Football, Soccer, Baseball, Track or Wrestling and he has a massive cock.

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.