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Jeff Goldblum 

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Jeff Goldblum by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

sponcatfished 

When you meet some random person, that is not random, but a planned "spontaneous" meeting contrived, engineered by others for their own purpose an agenda.
For example, I was at the coffeeshop and sponcatfished. I happened to meet a person who is neurologist into artificial intelligence like I am. What are the chances of that?
sponcatfished by Cyborgcgy August 4, 2017

Whistlebutt 

(n) A sound coming from the butt; usually signifies a fart, but not always.

(v) To have a whistle come from your butt.
Emma just let such a huge whistlebutt go..

Mangletwat 

A girl who will never refuse a cock or numerous on a night out. Will usually be very drunk and loves the attention. She will be easily convinced that everyone wants to fuck her because she's really attractive. Easily convinced to stick foreign objects into her pussy ranging from vegatables to footwear sometimes with the owner still attached, thus leads to the mangletwat her twat is so abused that it gaps open and mainly hangs just above her knees swinging freely like a saddle bag.
twat saddle bag pussy mangletwat
Mangletwat by Bumsniff September 7, 2010

Notoucan 

He is notoucan
Notoucan by NotToucan March 3, 2022

Augustin 

Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about.

He is attentive and mounted like a stallion.
Girl 1 : “who is this man ? He is so sexy and charismatic ”
Girl 2 : “ oh yeaah ! I want him. Who is he?”

Guy : “ oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin, my BFF.”
Augustin by Avatar777 November 23, 2021
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