Urban Dictionary
malaysian manicure
a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.
Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.
malaysian manicure by ttrashman March 3, 2011
Nicolaza
Nicolaza, a strong willed well kept woman. She doesn’t speak for nothing, her words filled with intention and love. She can some times be sensitive and take things personal, only from those she holds close to her heart. Her smile fills a room, her laughs your heart. She keeps a close-knit group of loved ones and holds them in high regard. She is always a great support to those around her. You are lucky if you have a Nicolaza in your life, love and support her they way she always will you. Remember to be patient while she figures out what is best for her. She can be unsure of herself but always finds her way as she finds her voice.
blaccent
A manner of speaking indicative of the stereotypical African American (or someone trying sound as such).
Not to be confused with slang, the blaccent is identified by the way words are prounounced...not the words themselves.
Me: I called customer service and the African American gentleman was very helpful.
Friend: How do you know he was African American?
Me: He spoke with a blaccent.
Me: I called customer service and the African American gentleman was very helpful.
Friend: How do you know he was African American?
Me: He spoke with a blaccent.
blaccent by SKiTz The Gemini October 19, 2007
post-microwave
The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
post-microwave by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
cunnilincoln
when vaginal fluids surround the mouth after performing cunnilingus, which looks similar to Abraham Lincoln's beard.
cunnilincoln by xmanadan May 15, 2005