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Urban Dictionary

cockmeiser 

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
cockmeiser by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007
He is being dinkish.
dinkish by Katieisawesome April 16, 2008

quefestering

Lodging a foreign object up ones Virgina for use at a later time and or date
Ashley was quefestering a bag of sun chips to eat late on the road trip
quefestering by Pussylicker January 16, 2016

fastesio 

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.
Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!
fastesio by NESMonster February 3, 2004
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Aniuta by Potatoesguyyy November 21, 2021
One hell of a guy.. smh pure devil when it comes to fighting, but vulnerable by nature pure by heart
Doesn't talk much

Has many interest
Can read people
This Vishesh is a definition of pure and love
Vishesh by Bamboo copter November 22, 2021