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Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”
Broomsticking by Gansy December 5, 2019

tub and rub 

When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.
"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."
tub and rub by robzilla85 November 22, 2013

suck my penis tonight? 

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

ascetiquette 

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
One observes ascetiquette on business lunch until told otherwise. - Emily Post
ascetiquette by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
hmm....odd....odd is me and nick (hee hee)...we have come up that it is good to b odd...and that normal is just silleh...and that people who are normal are sheeeeps =) i have no idea what else to say...i love u nick <3
an odd thing me and nick do is our shexi lesbinam loving =)
odd by ell aka superchuck =) May 8, 2005

Getting Harveyed 

The act of a leisurely gathering turning into a glutton fest resulting in projectile vomiting likely to lead to busted blood vessel in one’s eye. Additional heavy consumption of exotic fine Italian wines are likely to complicate matters.
Damn, I want to go to the party but, I’m worried about getting Harveyed.
Getting Harveyed by Harveyed March 21, 2022
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