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Urban Dictionary

kaasstengel 

Yo man, mag ik een stukje van je kaasstengel?
kaasstengel by youregayasfuckboiiii November 13, 2021

Joy Sticking 

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.
Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"
Joy Sticking by Go To Church September 14, 2014

chain-choding 

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )
When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.
chain-choding by Brad Polino January 2, 2013
A girl that looks like an (ugly) man
I thought it was weird that man had boobs, then I realized it was just a mafa
MAFA by I heart Bobby May 4, 2010
A boy/Man who is self-conscious and knows whats right! He is a caretaking person that cars about family and friends! They care more about him that he knows.
Wow! Lio Xem is so self -consious, he knows whats right for himself! I love Lio Xem
Lio Xem by Joostsok0202 January 29, 2023
hes a real one. comparable to lil baby emir is the man. nothing he cant do.
emir is a real one
emir by abbyhudel November 26, 2023