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smlurpch 

n. the sound jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag
v. to make the sound that jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag
When we squeezed the jello out of the plastic bag, it smlurpched.
smlurpch by SBWW May 15, 2008

makaghoul 

When you want to describe something super cute or yummy
“That fudge round was super makaghoul!”
“Awww that puppy is so makaghoul”
makaghoul by Makaghoul December 4, 2022
Very bad at board games tends to rage quite a bit. Not good at fortnite at all. All bryce's like either the patriots or the chiefs and that is why he havs ORANGE hair.
Bryce is mad again
Bryce by Psioden April 19, 2019

Meta-goblin 

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
Meta-goblin by Dracoriax June 13, 2021

Early Log Smokes the Log 

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!
Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
Black Hen by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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