Methmas is that special time of year where all the meth heads are greeted by amazing presents from Metha Clause. He brings the gift of new pezos to the good tweakers and black and cracked pezos for the naughty tweakers may cut themselves.
It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.