A sorta ugly some days but seriously fucking sexy/hot/cute skinny white boy who listens to 2000s emo rock, well known metal bands but also unknown metal bands or gay ass EDM and mf crazy frog. Uses the word “bool” or “boolin” to describe “hanging out” Just gives off the impression of shit, farts, tits and ass. Has a very funny, sense of humor and is a very kind yet sarcastic asshole. A weird mf who sleeps in the bathroom on the floor because it’s warm. The type of person who takes an hour and a half shower with Advent Sorrow’s “pestilence shall come” in the background as he’s jerking off. The type of dude who will call anyone with no ass or tits ugly or an average female fat, “jokingly”. will fart the most grossest farts ever. Drew is the type of white boy who can’t even play a whole fucking song on a guitar even tho he owns 4 guitars. is truly forever a 9 year old boy. Sits in a gaming chair drunk off 2 bottles of wine on a Thurs. with no job in a place he can’t even afford wearing Batman underwear f-ing shredding it to rocksmith. Is the type of person who farts constantly and smells majority of the time like rotten eggs or pure shit. Drew is the type of person who will go to the goth club or any club in general after paying a cover fee to get in, but after 10 minutes says he’s anxious and the vibes are bad/or “lame” and wants to leave. A broke ass nigga who always has some sort of bad luck regarding his finances or a job or always has some shit heading to collections.

That one girl who if you look into her eyes even once, you'll start to fall for her. Lighter colored skin makes it worse, as it'll bring out the eyes more, making it more likely for you to fall.

very kind and gentle person and polite to others. He is fond of astronomy and has a curiosity to know about the universe. a very logical person, applies logic of his own in different situations.

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

During doggy-style sex, you attempt to switch to anal. When met with resistance and have successfully penetrated, you tase the woman as she trys to pull away, like she's trying to cross an invisible fence.

She'll learn, they always do.

The tasing causes immediate ejaculation for the male.

"you know what i mean? you know what im saying? you know what im talkin bout?