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Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

Insaneo Style 

The next big catchphrase, Insaneo Style presumably means something is fun and exciting.

Crazy in a fun way, Insane
Katie: "I had a great time on our date tonight!"
Joel: "Yeah! That was totally Insaneo Style, it went Insaneo Style"
Katie: "What?"
Insaneo Style by Uncapete February 5, 2022

hadley burdette 

hadley is rlly pretty. she goes to my school and she seems rlly nice. i don’t have any classes w her but i’ve seen her in the halls. ok bye
hadley burdette by aanoonymouss January 31, 2022
Incredibly good browser overflowing with useful features from the good folks at Mozilla. Tabbed browsing, a near-impenetrable popup blocker and general awesomeness compounded by the fact that you can add just about any feature you want using Firefox's plugin support make for a browser that simply trounces anything else.

The only flaw is the name. They ought to call it Firebox because that'd be seriously awesome.
I can't believe how utterly awesome Firefox is. And yet, if only it were named Firebox, it might be ten times awesomer.
firefox by Spazmo May 30, 2004

whopperhead 

A stoner who eats whoppers all day

see whopper and stoner
"everytime I take a hit I eat a bite of my whopper"

gangstuh 

anything that is just so unexplainably cool- relating to words, thoughts, and actions of a person
Dude I just ollered the world on my fisher price scooterboard, now thats gangstuh.
gangstuh by Slicksheezie July 3, 2003

like calm down 

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence
Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
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