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Urban Dictionary

1- Totally fucking kick arse.

2- The state of being amazing.
Austen's mom is ooooh so quantum!

In secret window, Johnny Depp's performance is quantum squared.
Quantum by Jedgar Cerhoerty February 23, 2007
The most amazing person you will ever meet. This boy has the power to make you feel as if you are the greatest person to step on this earth. If you ever become fortunate enough to have such a person in your life be sure to never let anything bad happen between you two, embrace every moment spent together, and make sure never to take advantage of Tung. Tung is perfect on every level possible.
Tung is jesus
Jeremy said "Tung help him build up his self confidence"
Tung by Muahaaahahah October 26, 2018
the best of friends sadly there is no glue emoji but its the best thing ever if ur a gluebert
gluebert by crabswabs June 18, 2017

Laptop Lancelot 

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
Laptop Lancelot by The Barse October 3, 2007
The ancient art of inserting a fully erect penic into the trachea of the victim which leads to an inevitable suffocation of the victim and can often cause the loss of the penis due to mortal clamping of the victim jaws.
Nowadays it is very rarely practiced due to the high risk of loosing ones penis.
God damn it Jonh, I told you that szylinging Robert was not a good idea.
Szyling by aadizzle July 13, 2013
Joesill is a female name of you know a Joesill then you know that a Joesill is the most beautiful girl in the world most commonly with brown eyes and black hair a Joesill is also very humorous and Wild
Joesill here act normal
Joesill is so hot
joesill by UNKNOWasalways January 1, 2016
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