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Tijuana breakfast burrito 

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

Yard Swap 

The act of taking a family's possessions from their yard (such as furniture, lawn gnomes, potted plants, pink flamingos, balls, bicycles, hula hoops, etc..) and replacing it with another family's, and visa versa.
Yo man I am bored as shit, lets go do a Yard Swap on some innocent familys in the rich neighborhood up the street.
Yard Swap by Teh Conez October 9, 2012

Dear FAIL Blog 

As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Dear FAIL Blog by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
A tipical Bajan way to spend the day with the boys/girls family liming.
The boys came around today to Chilax
chilax by Tap Barbados October 23, 2015
This is an anishinaabemowin word that means "no".
E.g. Kaween! Mah-jong maampii! "No! Come here!"
kaween by mumag December 11, 2022
Ironic meaning of normal

the word was created by Rasmus Elsman
He is normi
Normi by Pinfus November 2, 2018

Vicious Crash

"I shot up last night and got a vicious crash the next morning"
Vicious Crash by HawkRing August 11, 2016
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