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(pronounced: málmø:, also spelled Malmoe, or misspelled Malmo)

Third largest city in Sweden. Located in the very south (Skåne). Conquered by Sweden with the rest of Skåneland in 1658. Area code: 040. The city harbours strong anti-Stockholm sentiments. The people be called Malmöiter (Eng: Malmoeites).

Malmö FF be the best soccer team in Sweden, and the home club of Juventus' Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Half the population is not ethnically Swedish (24% born abroad). Islam be the most practized religion with 16% Malmoeites muslims. FOX News got all upset by this.

Malmoe be struggeling with high unemployment, highest rates of murder and organized crime Sweden, currupt politicians etc, but is actually a nice place.
Malmöit: Yo bitch can we fuck?
Chic: Fuck you you dirty, slow-talking prick!
Malmöit: I be from 040, y'know.
Chic: I'm all yours!

Guy from Stockholm: Hi, I'm from Stockholm.
Malmöit: Click-clack BLAST
Guy from Stockholm: Cough
Malmö by Malmöit December 28, 2005
"Skink" the bits of ink stained skin that come off new tattoos.
Me: Hi Steve,
Steve (Tattooist): Yo, Bro, hows things..
Me: Not bad matey but i've been experiencing a rather severe skink issue with the new tat.
skink by andy0dave November 14, 2016

Cute= Sanyah

Cute= Sanyah

Sanyah is so mf cute
Cute= Sanyah by Oh si December 13, 2019
the way you think, act, or feel about towards things.
person 1: man, he doesnt give a shit about anything.

person 2: yeah, i wish i had his mental.
Mental by placentas February 5, 2017
Taegans are very special people. They love to paint, sing, and play sports. They are very active when it comes to their lives. Most taegans have red hair and not that normal to have brown eyes. Most have blue. They are beautiful and fun to be around. But that is what makes them so special. They are kind and fun when you get to know them. But they like to put up walls, and be alone. Taegan is very stand off is and can seem grumpy but they aren't. You just have to get to know they to see the beauty of taegan. Taegan just wants to find love and compassion in her realationship so when you talk to one don't be annoying just get to the point and tell them how you feel they are positive and sweet. And something like that will melt her heart. They love to fool around and have a good time tho. Take taegan to a resturant and she is sure to make it a fun evening, either way there aren't any negatives to Taegan. Except for one, they have a really bad temper so don't make her mad. But yet there are still the best kind of person on this earth. So when you find a Taegan, you better keep her and never let go.
Person 1: hey look at that girl over their she is so beautiful
Person 2: yep she sure is

Person 2: must be a Taegan!
Taegan by Gkscjdvjf January 14, 2018
(n.) the state of nonexistence
Lately, Ivy has been in a deep nullity.
nullity by ivylaur February 4, 2022
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