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national eat ur fridge day. not just the stuff in the fridge but the juicy metal stuff on the outside
person1: ayy bro i’m starving
person2: me too bro let’s get food
person2: wait is it may 28
person1: hell ya
You’re suck a preck roisiona
roisiona by The Og preck October 13, 2022

clear the air 

make the air less sultry.
Guy talking with girlfriend about his ex.

GF: We started dating, like, a year after you broke up.

Guy: Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her.
Guy: She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off.
Guy: What if she hurts me physically?
Guy: What if she hurts me with words?

GF: Just talk to her. Clear the air.

*New Girl s03e15*

Johnny Depp 

Ten million times better and more attractive than Orlando Bloom
Has great movies such as:

Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl/Dead Mans Chest
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Blow
From Hell
Sleepy Hollow
Benny And Joon
And tons more.
Johnny Depp > Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp by xsparrow December 12, 2008

Cunt Goblin 

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.
Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.
Cunt Goblin by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

shepherd's pie

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.
I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.
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