GF: We started dating, like, a year after you broke up.
Guy: Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her.
Guy: She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off.
Guy: What if she hurts me physically?
Guy: What if she hurts me with words?
Ten million times better and more attractive than Orlando Bloom
Has great movies such as:
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl/Dead Mans Chest
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Blow
From Hell Sleepy Hollow
Benny And Joon
And tons more.
After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.
I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.