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Internet Trauma Syndrome

The chronic condition resulting from Internet Trauma, characterized by a pervasive distrust of digital technology, compulsive privacy-seeking behaviors (e.g., using burner phones, disk encryption, paranoia about cameras/mics), difficulty forming relationships due to fear of digital exposure, and existential anxiety about the permanence and searchability of one's identity online. It is the lived experience of having one's foundational sense of security and privacy irrevocably damaged by the networked nature of modern life, leading to a functional disability in a society that demands digital participation.
Example: A cybersecurity researcher who was doxxed and swatted by extremists now lives with Internet Trauma Syndrome. They physically tape over all device cameras and microphones, use a separate computer for every single online activity, employ complex voice changers on calls, and have panic attacks when required to fill out a digital form. Their expertise is in the very technology they now find terrifying. They are functionally disabled from participating in normal modern work, social, and civic life, not by a fear of the internet abstractly, but by the lived trauma of its predatory capabilities.

Double Bison 

(Noun) To allow both of one’s nutsacks to burst through one’s own trousers, followed by using both of one’s nutsacks to batter another person into submission.
I will finish you now with a double bison. Prepare to meet your maker.
Aggelos means funny and madness the same time. Strong with weaknesses. When Aggelos fall in love nothing matters anymore for him. Only the girl he loves.
Aggelos fell in love and made fun of his madness.
Aggelos by Peaky fockin blinders November 20, 2021
a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.
david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world
Scaff by iain April 5, 2003

Panduranga 

Hunter. Ganduranga
Panduranga is a Ganduranga
Panduranga by JaanKeKyaKarega November 23, 2021

Garbular 

adj. of or relating to garbage. Really lame or bad.

(close relative of garbij. Which can be defined simply as "garbage with a j" ... next-level garbage.)
"I finished the project, it came out pretty garbular tho."
"Yeah, in English we're reading this garbular book, puts me to sleep every class."
Garbular by herecomethatoboi April 10, 2017

incredibly perfect 

Incredibly perfect is what you would call someone so smart, beautiful, sweet, kind, caring, helpful, genuine, loyal, intelligent, honest, pretty, cute, adorable, amazing, interesting, cool, funny, strong, tall, pretty smile, cute eyes, cute face, best hugger, Gorgeous, insanely beautiful, magestic, respectful and friendly which coincidently defines my boyfriend!
FINNEUS YOU’RE SO INCREDIBLY PERFECT!
incredibly perfect by Forevergore November 5, 2022
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