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A state of being created by a benevolent deity in order that man may experience the twin pleasures of beer and sex. Although it has been postulated that team sports and a good testicle-scratch constitute two of the pillars of life, the true meaning is in fact just beer and sex. Be advised, however, that it is not simply a matter of drinking as much beer and having as much sex as you can; these actions alone lead to spiritual imbalance and sundry unwholesome disorders of the body. The quality of the beer and the awesome-ness of the sex matter every bit as much as the acts themselves. Well it behooves you then to master the zen of a life of beer and sex. Be aware that many people never fully comprehend the simple purity of the way, as they stagger from one meaningless relationship to another, often sinking into a debased state in which wine, exotic cheeses, opera, and other devices of Satan are appreciated. What then, you ask, is the true path to righteousnous? What should man aspire to in life? The tao of beer and sex is explicit about this. Drink ye of good quality beer, that it's amber goodness may invigorate and pleasure you, and strive towards a relationship with a pair of bi-sexual women. Bi-sexual twins are the real jackpot, of course, and any man attaining this nirvana of relationships will be pointed out in the street and viewed with an almost religious awe by other men. In summary then, remember that the key to solving all of life's varied problems lies in the bottom of a glass, or looks smashing in a skimpy black evening dress.
Person 1: I feel lost and hopeless, adrift in a sea of depression.
Priest: Oh for goodness' sake, be a man. Find yourself a babelicious chick, get smashed, and do her and her sister.
Person 1: Wow! It's all so clear now...

Female: My Mum said that life is a bowl of roses.
Male : Your mother is an idiot. Now get naked and fetch me a beer...
life by Big Bad Mark October 6, 2005

Powfucked 

One who has currently been side fucked. Also known as a Douchefuck move. ( honestly, I think you are all retards, for no particular reason)
Jims mom: hey did you hear, Ben sidefucked you
Jim: Yeah I heard, I think that was a total Douchefuck move
Jims mom: You total fucking loser you got powfucked!
Powfucked by Sidefuckedyou November 13, 2010

Anemotionality 

A psychological state of complete emotional flatness where no feelings—positive or negative—are experienced. Not the same as numbness or apathy, which still involve some level of emotional reaction or fatigue.
Anemotionality is the true absence of emotional fluctuation—a consistent, neutral baseline where nothing moves you, excites you, hurts you, or lifts you.
“After everything that happened, I didn’t even cry. I didn’t feel relieved either. Just... anemotionality.”

“It’s not that I don’t care—I don’t feel anything. Happiness, sadness, hope? All gone. Pure anemotionality.”

“People say I’m cold, but I’m not trying to be. It’s just anemotionality. It’s like I’m paused on the inside.”
Anemotionality by Big_Mocc August 2, 2025
From first look he’s you’re typical brown guy with glasses. Like he literally looks like any brown kid with glasses…it’s kinda funny. Like next time you see a brown guy just out glasses on him and there you go you have a “Farhath”. A Farhath is also someone who is talented and likes to dabble into everything but…he is average at all them things. A Jack of all trades some may say but not a master at a particular thing. Whether that be: art, singing, even working out, you will almost always find a “Farhath” will always be alright at them things but never anything amazing.
“With your glasses, you look like such a Farhath”
Farhath by Alldirections November 22, 2021
Is the girl with the most unusually name

She has brown hair the most of times and she is taurus and...she wears glasses she wants to change the world and her best friend is kaylaxwnh
Skiponia and kaylaxwnh are cazyayayz
Skiponia by Unnamonymous January 10, 2018

arabian cell phone 

when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.
" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"
arabian cell phone by papac October 1, 2005