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Urban Dictionary

Back To My Cleveland Days 

A situation in which a person has so little support, that they pretty much stop caring about everyone around them and take what they damn well please.
Joe: "I tried getting my teammates involved, but they were so god awful I said screw it and went back to my Cleveland Days."

Francis: "Did you guys win?"

Joe: "Yeah"

Francis: "Were your teammates pissed?"

Joe: "Who the fuck cares?"
A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎
Siri is a bitch.

Friend Boner 

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!
OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.
Friend Boner by teddycakes February 29, 2012

THE SNEAKY WHITEY 

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU
TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.

Vagilite 

Dammit! I just ran into a Vagilite in this video game!
Vagilite by narrrggggg February 19, 2017

mexican poker 

Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.
Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.
mexican poker by swift220 August 14, 2006