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quantum-rhetorical homo 

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
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square boots

When you insert the penis in the vagina and when you jizz you jizz in her nose make her sniff it and then smack the back of her head
Wow what a square boots that was perfect
square boots by Pleanis March 9, 2015

syntixia 

Someone who is a genius, who is skilled at fighting, and has probably killed 10+ people and got away with it.
“So, Sunetic. How did you die?”
“Well, Jesus, I was killed by a syntixia.”

Kings Of Leon 

The Kings Of Leon are a band that have decided to keep it all in the family. And they're from the south.. Go figure
She: Hey, have you heard of this new band called Kings of Leon?
Me: Yeah, they're just a buncha inbred overrated musicians. Big deal

Fart Hammer 

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.
I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.
Fart Hammer by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
The Car met the ruler, to create Caroola
Caroola by CarFan182 February 17, 2023
Means Shit, Damn and any other word like that.
Aww Gill, I forgot about dinner.
Gill by Garrett Hayes October 12, 2003