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Urban Dictionary

habajeeba 

A word used in the event of a good idea which cannot be expressed immediately.
Habajeeba is to be used with exclaimation, such as:

HABAJEEBA!!! We could have pizza tonight!

It is, however, not limited to pizza.
habajeeba by oli July 8, 2004
A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim
Tampon by Lamayobro March 17, 2017

Dirty Gareth 

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.
See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.
Dirty Gareth by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

bullshit coefficient 

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

Pionel Pineapple 

A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.
warra 4th league goal for pionel pineapple!

MODAQUEEN 

You are lucky if your friends with a Moriah. Moriah’s are the crackheads with good grades. Moriah’s usually say 2 cuss words per minute when their not mad. Moriah’s are the type of people that would start a game like pushing everyone off of a hill, then call all the boys to join in, then she would presume to brake her glasses and tape them together. Moriahs also are the people who say “ break it up ladies” when 2 boys are fighting. Moriah’s are hilarious and usually say dumb things like no u and noice.

A Moriah’s best friend would be another crackhead, usually an Aafia
MODAQUEENs are crackheads.
MODAQUEEN by Aafini08 December 20, 2019
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