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Someone who turns up to class wasted.
*walks into class* Red as eyes... shot Maranga
Maranga by skeeexxx September 6, 2011
roflwep is short for
"rolling on the floor whilst eating pancakes"
-omg i pwned that n00b
-roflwep
-indeed
roflwep by Avidsson January 20, 2008
Cute male with a huge penis
20 inch on soft
Most masculine person most times
Wow is that a sky scraper,no it’s not is shanoor huge penis
shanoor by Sfaxgydvjktf May 9, 2023

Perengasm 

The state of existence where you're in constant orgasmic release.
"Hey, Jimmy, so... think you could give me some advice? I'm having a hard time 'getting it up' lately since my divorce."

"Sure! You asked the right guy. I've been in a perengasmic state for 3 years since I learned how to insert masturbatory hand movement here."
Perengasm by ShiroOni November 20, 2019
When you and your friends go on a road trip and have a lit time on the side of the freeway.
Yeh hummari car hai, yeh hum hai, aur ye humari pawri hori hai.
Pawri by AstroxFTW February 15, 2021

scratchless 

Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.
"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'
scratchless by aldo09 June 16, 2017
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