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A sort of abbreviative censorship (minced oath) of "God's wounds", a phrase used in cursing in shakespearean times.
It is to that phrase as "darn" is to "damn", or "fudge" to "fuck".
"'Swounds, I should take it, for it cannot be but I am pidgeon-liver'd and lack gall to make oppression bitter, or ere this I should ha' fatted all the region kites with this slave's offal." -Hamlet, Act II, scene 2, lines 580-584
'Swounds by Almacov October 25, 2006
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THE IRON CROSS OF PORK 

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN
inkinda see what you mean
inkinda by Yozi785 April 19, 2022
the last thing in the urban dictionary.
the last word in the urban dictionary is žãńz. who knew?
žãńz by ohjaybruh January 3, 2026
A guy who wanted to get defined on urban dictionary but his name was not common enough to be defined
Person 1: jonyae does not have a definition

Person 2: cool
Jonyae by Polish Filipino June 11, 2018

Sticky Poop

The poop that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl. The stuff that doesn’t flush right away or requires toilet bowl brushing to clean off.
Hey Menard, what the hell did you eat last night!? Your dump left sticky poop on the sides of the bowl. Why don’t you scrub the bowl after you use it?

Lucia Melgar 

Lucia Melgar is my best friend,she’s the best person ever. She’s a ride or die type of friend. she’s very sweet and very funny. She loyal and caring but if u treat Lucia bad it’s over for u she will cut u off n act like she never meet u . Lucia is beautiful and prettt so majestic . She’s like a Frank ocean song. She’s my best friend . She’s strong and independent. She tells jokes but will never till a lie. She’s a honest person. If you are dating Lucia Melgar don’t lose her , she’s the best u ever had . You will regret losing Lucia . Lucia Melgar is shy at first but once she gets to know u she’s very social and such a vibe. She’s such a great person with a great heart . People love her . She might have some haters but she knows they love them because they still are giving her attention. If u cheat on Lucia get ready for either revenge or for her glow up .
“Is that Lucia Melgar? “
“Yes she’s clocking everyone’s tea
Lucia Melgar by Sb.knockout December 15, 2024