"What are you doin Johnny?"
"Nothin man, just beeboppin downtown, lookin for some scallywags."

have seen a 5’0” person around here?
oh you must mean richardganseyslover

TJ: Yo dogg, check dos bitches down the block. Less hit em up for sum coke, dope, head, and benjamins.

Jeffery: TJ, why do you always have to speak in glingo? It's so unbecoming.

Ped's dad is a dirty pascal

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

Creatures are creeping...