Bro those dudes at the genius bar are boomers

My wife is super costcosending, she asked me to return a gadget I bought last year from amazon but she bought it home as if she discovered a treasure once it goes on sale at Costco last week

You is just a critty anyways, you like to hate.

Don’t listen to them fucking critties they don’t know nothing.

Brodie turned to a real critt after he found some fame.

I hate Edweird.

Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

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