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Urban Dictionary

Umbilical Spit 

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.
Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"
Umbilical Spit by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013

Bullet in brain disease 

A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused
The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.
Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!
Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy
Lets order two greasy guys
two greasy guys by HeadPlug April 5, 2004
Did you hear the girl saying the super awkward phrase? Oh thats just Allis
Allis by Corpus Christi III November 8, 2023
Prude - Thot

Definition: "Shay butter", or a girl that will let you take her out spend all of money buying her drinks, and will let you go home with blue balls., or a girl that goes to your table at the club takes your drinks, and brings them to her guy friends on the other side of the club., or a girl that comes to your vip table drinks all the drinks and leaves. "I don't ride the subway thats for commoners." "I don't date peasants."
"Wow that prot drank all the tequila and left!"

"Shay your a prot"
Prot by theJustinestJustin February 1, 2017