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bag of fruit

bag of fruit is rhyming slang (english UK) for a suit (as in clothing)
That's a nice bag of fruit, is it new?
bag of fruit by Keitha Smith June 6, 2005

Walk Pompeo's dog 

ME... not seen my babe for weeks now due to lockdown
FRIEND...take it a bit of "Walk Pompeo's dog" goin' on then?
Mele is basically another word for high, well weed.
" Do you wanna get mele with me "
Do you wanna get high with me?
Mele by what lad April 12, 2019

Golden Shit Shower 

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out
My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

Cream tear 

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.
I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.
Cream tear by chope March 6, 2009
An annoyance and know it all. Loves soccer but changes teams like underwear
Uzair troubles Wajihah and Munazzah constantly
Uzair by Honeybee14 November 23, 2021
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