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homeschooler 

From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).

Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.

Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
You will know within 10-seconds of an encounter with any random person if they are a homeschooler.
homeschooler by Andy December 28, 2005

Indali Soberanis 

She is part of my great perhaps. She is part of my past, present, and future. Her beauty is something that cannot merely be described. You can feel her beauty. Her large brown eyes and her dark curly hair. Her smile cannot be understood by the naked eye. Her smile shows so much happiness and sadness. Her smile shows stories that only few can see-if she allows you. She has given me the opportunity to see who she is completely. I love her.
Gracie: Indali Soberanis smells like poop.

Genesis: Yeah, I can smell her from here.

Indalis Mother: Tell me something I don’t know.

Indali l: You guys are mean.

Gracie: Go cry about it, wimp.
Indali Soberanis by xanaxbitch March 22, 2021
-I want to go home. Hang a U.
-This is an expressway. Niki Lauda couldn't manage a U-turn here
hang a u by ana von hindenburg January 7, 2012

Smoosh Cheeks 

The art of aggressively pressing your cheeks against cheeks which are exceptionally soft and chubby.
Wow! Kenyon really loves smoosh cheeks. It's his favourite.
Smoosh Cheeks by nickyc September 13, 2014

This kitten fuckin obeast

When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese
Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST
"beat your ass"
dont play w me rn, ima bya bitch.
bya by leenaaaa February 27, 2025
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